Aidric hasn't used a pacifier since he was four months old. And now that I think about it, none of his little friends have one either, so he hasn't even been around one in a long time.
So, the other day, when he went in the other room and didn't make a peep, I wondered what he was doing, but didn't go in to check on him. My mom came down the stairs and I heard her say, "What do you have in your mouth?" and totally panicked that in my neglectful parenting he had gotten a hold of something dangerous.
Completely cracked me up when I saw this instead: