"What? I'm 5 months already?"
"Alright, well, I guess that's OK- it's not like I am turning 60 in two days like my grandma S. is!"
"It just so happens I am turning 5 months old on my first Halloween, so here I am in my costume!"
"Enough mom- they get it. I'm 5 months old and I'm a cow. Can we stop taking pictures now?"